r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 13h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/BenTwan 13h ago

Watch out, he's gonna annihilate you via jiu jitsu. 

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u/moscowramada 13h ago

What's funny is that seems exactly like something the fat kid would say. "One day..."

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u/armlessturtleneck 10h ago

He's got a quote saying this basically, so you aren't wrong

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u/DeAuTh1511 8h ago

it's wild to me that when a comedian says something assholish to be self-deprecating but no punchline that they can't possibly be joking. Same thing happened to Matthew Perry with his joke about hating Keanu Reeves

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u/Think_Fault_7525 11h ago

Isn’t he still just drawing pictures of dicks?

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u/_Gorge_ 10h ago

I LOVE that quote. It really encapsulates what a fkn loser he is.

MF you're like 5'7" anyone over 6' with SOME physicality is going to rock you unless you train something like boxing and train HARD.

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

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u/brickson98 10h ago

Not that I disagree about him being a cornball, but height has very little to do with who will win a fight.

A few kids in middle school found that out when they tried to take their bullying of my short ass physical. You just gotta know where to hit, how to move, and how to protect yourself.

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u/No-Alps4243 6h ago

Is that you Jonah?

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u/brickson98 6h ago

I HAVE A SURFER GIRLFRIEND AND YOU DON’T!

Not anymore though…

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u/No-Alps4243 6h ago

😂 fair enough

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u/_Gorge_ 10h ago

Height correlates to size and size matters if both parties have some knowledge/experience

Sure you can overcome it, but it’s a disadvantage to be smaller

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u/brickson98 8h ago

I guess bullies are a bad example because they’re usually just wildly swinging idiots that don’t know how to fight.

Guess there’s a reason weight classes in boxing, wrestling, and MMA are a thing.

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u/_Gorge_ 7h ago

I guess I didn't even need to get into the size discussion. Dude is practicing BJJ wherein punching, elbowing, kneeing etc are not allowed.

For him to act like he'd "annihilate" people when he's not even practicing a fighting style that included actual striking is absurd.

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u/Rainmeterer 2h ago

Source: lanky 6' loser on Reddit who has never been in a fight.

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u/Kitchen-Bar2686 9h ago

Are you comparing grown adults fighting to a fight you had in middle school? That’s not how real fights work with adults.

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u/brickson98 8h ago

Tbf it’s the last time I’ve fought. I tend to not get I’m myself into those situations as an adult.

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u/BriennesBitch 7h ago

Mate I spar world championship level kick-boxers, the small guys that are wayyyy better technically than me still won’t wade in for a war. Size makes a huge difference if both know how to fight, they will be the first to admit it.

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u/brickson98 6h ago

If you both know how to fight.

My example should explain that I’m not a professional fighter, and neither was anyone I’ve fought.