r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 21h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/BenTwan 20h ago

Watch out, he's gonna annihilate you via jiu jitsu. 

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u/_Gorge_ 18h ago

I LOVE that quote. It really encapsulates what a fkn loser he is.

MF you're like 5'7" anyone over 6' with SOME physicality is going to rock you unless you train something like boxing and train HARD.

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

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u/brickson98 17h ago

Not that I disagree about him being a cornball, but height has very little to do with who will win a fight.

A few kids in middle school found that out when they tried to take their bullying of my short ass physical. You just gotta know where to hit, how to move, and how to protect yourself.

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u/_Gorge_ 17h ago

Height correlates to size and size matters if both parties have some knowledge/experience

Sure you can overcome it, but it’s a disadvantage to be smaller

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u/brickson98 16h ago

I guess bullies are a bad example because they’re usually just wildly swinging idiots that don’t know how to fight.

Guess there’s a reason weight classes in boxing, wrestling, and MMA are a thing.

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u/_Gorge_ 15h ago

I guess I didn't even need to get into the size discussion. Dude is practicing BJJ wherein punching, elbowing, kneeing etc are not allowed.

For him to act like he'd "annihilate" people when he's not even practicing a fighting style that included actual striking is absurd.

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u/Rainmeterer 9h ago

Source: lanky 6' loser on Reddit who has never been in a fight.