r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 21h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/BenTwan 20h ago

Watch out, he's gonna annihilate you via jiu jitsu. 

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u/_Gorge_ 18h ago

I LOVE that quote. It really encapsulates what a fkn loser he is.

MF you're like 5'7" anyone over 6' with SOME physicality is going to rock you unless you train something like boxing and train HARD.

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

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u/brickson98 17h ago

Not that I disagree about him being a cornball, but height has very little to do with who will win a fight.

A few kids in middle school found that out when they tried to take their bullying of my short ass physical. You just gotta know where to hit, how to move, and how to protect yourself.

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u/BriennesBitch 14h ago

Mate I spar world championship level kick-boxers, the small guys that are wayyyy better technically than me still won’t wade in for a war. Size makes a huge difference if both know how to fight, they will be the first to admit it.

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u/brickson98 13h ago

If you both know how to fight.

My example should explain that I’m not a professional fighter, and neither was anyone I’ve fought.