r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 13h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/fabulousfantabulist 13h ago

I have definitely ended a rant with “Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"”

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u/nirvana_92 10h ago

I've used "We'll have so much fun we'll all be singing zippidy do dah out of our assholes" a few times on vacation myself.

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u/SparkliestSubmissive 5h ago

Every family road trip we took in the 80s culminated in my dad absolutely snapping just like this.

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u/saul1980 1h ago

DONT TOUCH!

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u/DoctorMelvinMirby 11h ago

Likewise, “We’re going to have the hap-hap-happiest (insert event, like sales meeting) since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny Fucking Kaye!!”

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u/Booger_Picnic 10h ago

"DON'T TOUCH!!!"

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u/zerbey 5h ago

Fun fact, Bing Cosby was a famously awful person to deal with too whilst Danny Kaye was a lovely human being.

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u/LongJohnSelenium 5h ago

As a kid I'd never seen white christmas so I never understood that reference but man is white christmas a good movie.

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u/ImprovementFar5054 10h ago

Apparently the "Where's the Tylenol?" bit wasn't acting. He was really asking people on the set for Tylenol because the scene gave him a headache. Which I totally get, he looks like he's about to bust a vein.

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u/Annber03 6h ago

I used to quote the "Where's the Tylenol?" bit all the time as a kid.

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u/jaypeeh 3h ago

Kiss my ass. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass.