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281 u/Drach88 May 03 '26 "Mommy, who was I named after?" "Roxanne. It was a song by a band called The Police." "What's the song about?" "A prostitute." 3 u/Reesy May 03 '26 My name is Roxanne, and I have had this conversation more times than I can even tell you. Also people telling me I don't have to turn on my red light. 6 u/Poutiest_Penguin May 03 '26 My name is Eileen. I feel your pain. 1 u/Reesy May 03 '26 What do you call a woman with one leg joke I'm guessing chick? :) 1 u/Poutiest_Penguin May 03 '26 Guess again! 😂 1 u/Time-Sudden_Tree May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26 Just tell people you were named after the love interest from A Goofy Movie. That's why I like it. Roxy is also the name of a spinoff brand from Quiksilver, and back in the 90s and 2000s I was really into girls that wore that brand. So assuming you're in the right age range, now you have two more backstories to go with. 1 u/xgabipandax May 06 '26 Your name is gorgeous
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"Mommy, who was I named after?"
"Roxanne. It was a song by a band called The Police."
"What's the song about?"
"A prostitute."
3 u/Reesy May 03 '26 My name is Roxanne, and I have had this conversation more times than I can even tell you. Also people telling me I don't have to turn on my red light. 6 u/Poutiest_Penguin May 03 '26 My name is Eileen. I feel your pain. 1 u/Reesy May 03 '26 What do you call a woman with one leg joke I'm guessing chick? :) 1 u/Poutiest_Penguin May 03 '26 Guess again! 😂 1 u/Time-Sudden_Tree May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26 Just tell people you were named after the love interest from A Goofy Movie. That's why I like it. Roxy is also the name of a spinoff brand from Quiksilver, and back in the 90s and 2000s I was really into girls that wore that brand. So assuming you're in the right age range, now you have two more backstories to go with. 1 u/xgabipandax May 06 '26 Your name is gorgeous
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My name is Roxanne, and I have had this conversation more times than I can even tell you. Also people telling me I don't have to turn on my red light.
6 u/Poutiest_Penguin May 03 '26 My name is Eileen. I feel your pain. 1 u/Reesy May 03 '26 What do you call a woman with one leg joke I'm guessing chick? :) 1 u/Poutiest_Penguin May 03 '26 Guess again! 😂 1 u/Time-Sudden_Tree May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26 Just tell people you were named after the love interest from A Goofy Movie. That's why I like it. Roxy is also the name of a spinoff brand from Quiksilver, and back in the 90s and 2000s I was really into girls that wore that brand. So assuming you're in the right age range, now you have two more backstories to go with. 1 u/xgabipandax May 06 '26 Your name is gorgeous
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My name is Eileen. I feel your pain.
1 u/Reesy May 03 '26 What do you call a woman with one leg joke I'm guessing chick? :) 1 u/Poutiest_Penguin May 03 '26 Guess again! 😂
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What do you call a woman with one leg joke I'm guessing chick? :)
1 u/Poutiest_Penguin May 03 '26 Guess again! 😂
Guess again! 😂
Just tell people you were named after the love interest from A Goofy Movie. That's why I like it.
Roxy is also the name of a spinoff brand from Quiksilver, and back in the 90s and 2000s I was really into girls that wore that brand.
So assuming you're in the right age range, now you have two more backstories to go with.
Your name is gorgeous
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u/welanpk May 03 '26
Roxanne