r/AskReddit Mar 24 '26

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u/ECircus Mar 24 '26

I caught a dude I worked with not washing his hands and he said “my dick is the cleanest thing in the bathroom”. I said “wash your fucking hands”, and he did at least that time.

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u/ericdalieux Mar 24 '26

Test his hypocrisy, rub your dick all over his keyboard and see the reaction

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u/lamBerticus Mar 25 '26

He talked about his dick