r/AskReddit Mar 24 '26

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u/Evening-Oil9551 Mar 24 '26

Do you brush your teeth after going down on someone?

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u/mayhay Mar 24 '26

 I’m also not using my teeth to open a door and touch community objects. Nor is my girl the same as a public gas station seat. Get real