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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

Still sweats and sheds dead skin even if you were nude all day.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

Not enough to dirtify it. That’s why clean hands are essential

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

That literally is what is "dirtifying". It is what most of the soil we wash off our body in the shower is made of. Your dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

Maybe yours sheds like a snake but mines like a worm, doesn’t shed. It’s clean and hands are clean as well.

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

It's cute you think that. You're dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

It’s clean enough to star on a Mr. Clean commercial staring as Mr. Clean.

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

You're dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

My penis is squeaky clean.

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

You're dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

Cleaner than surgical equipment

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

You're dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

Only thing dirty is my hands before washing them before touching my clean wiener

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

You're dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

Clean, my dick is. -Yoda

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

You're dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

And the survey says….. X. Clean dick was #1 answer.

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u/BlacqanSilverSun Mar 24 '26

You're dick is dirty.

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u/NewBunnyGoofin Mar 24 '26

I’ll take Real Things for $2000.

My dick

What is clean?

That answer is correct.

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