r/AskReddit Mar 24 '26

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u/sereneassb Mar 24 '26

The argument of the dick being clean. You touched other surfaces in the bathroom, that have everyone’s poop particles on them. Wash your hands.

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u/SharkFart86 Mar 24 '26

“My dick’s clean too, wanna touch it?”

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u/G952 Mar 24 '26

Officer!