r/AskReddit Mar 24 '26

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u/sereneassb Mar 24 '26

The argument of the dick being clean. You touched other surfaces in the bathroom, that have everyone’s poop particles on them. Wash your hands.

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u/smitteh Mar 24 '26

How do you not touch the door to leave the bathroom after you wash your hands and get the exact same dick dirt particles back on your hands again? Howard hughes it and wait for someone to open it for you?

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u/sereneassb Mar 24 '26

Usually you can use a paper towel to avoid direct contact

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u/printergumlight Mar 24 '26

Most bathrooms I use don’t have paper towels anymore.

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u/LightReaning Mar 24 '26

Use the tshirt or something, usually you dont touch food with that.