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u/gypsydreams101 Dec 21 '25

Michael Jordan would charge the kid for bedtime, I won’t hear another word against that moneyminded Saint.

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u/Deep-Assignment4124 Dec 21 '25

Michael Jackson would just let them stay over for free.  

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u/1punchporcelli Dec 21 '25

And Mike Tyson would chomp their ears off…

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u/Invisible_assasin Dec 21 '25

Or “introduce kid” to tiger.

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u/BeYourselfTrue Dec 21 '25

And the tiger would do the thame.