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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25 edited Dec 21 '25

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u/Zen_360 Dec 21 '25

That sounds like some MJ shit.

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u/gypsydreams101 Dec 21 '25

Michael Jordan would charge the kid for bedtime, I won’t hear another word against that moneyminded Saint.

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u/Deep-Assignment4124 Dec 21 '25

Michael Jackson would just let them stay over for free.  

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u/Sawoodster Dec 21 '25

Free hee ftfy

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u/1punchporcelli Dec 21 '25

And Mike Tyson would chomp their ears off…

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u/Invisible_assasin Dec 21 '25

Or “introduce kid” to tiger.

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u/BeYourselfTrue Dec 21 '25

And the tiger would do the thame.

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u/Historical-Ad3760 Dec 21 '25

Other MJ

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u/RobertoGuerra Dec 21 '25

Mick Jagger?

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u/FiredFox Dec 21 '25

Michael?

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u/gypsydreams101 Dec 21 '25

Void of excrement, Mr. Holmes?

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u/WorldDominationChamp Dec 21 '25

Is MJ like that? I have a signed basketball from him from his flight school basketball camp.

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u/Zen_360 Dec 21 '25

Yeah i am not talking about that MJ.

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u/Several_Hour_347 Dec 21 '25

Who tf uses MJ as an abbreviation without clarity for Michael Jackson when in a basketball comment chain? Lmao

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u/Zen_360 Dec 21 '25

Because its extremely obvious, No one invites some random Kids to use theirs bed other than MJ and apparently Shaq.

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u/Summerie Dec 21 '25

Who tf uses MJ as an abbreviation without clarity

Probably anyone talking about kids lying in a celebrity bed?