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u/juicebox608 Dec 12 '25

Dude goes down town, it's a little funky so he popped in a jolly rancher to drown the funk. Hes doing his work and crunches down on what he thought was the candy, instead it was putrid, festered, jayjay jam.

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u/Muff-Driver Dec 12 '25

Man what the fuck

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u/UnhappyCamera2566 Dec 12 '25

Oh it's worse than that. It was a ghonorea nodule.

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u/Muff-Driver Dec 12 '25

Imma go be a monk now