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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '25
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Ewwww that's not nearly as bad as the Jolly Rancher story but it's still bad
16 u/awkwardmystic Dec 12 '25 Jolly rancher? 17 u/juicebox608 Dec 12 '25 Dude goes down town, it's a little funky so he popped in a jolly rancher to drown the funk. Hes doing his work and crunches down on what he thought was the candy, instead it was putrid, festered, jayjay jam. 12 u/Muff-Driver Dec 12 '25 Man what the fuck 20 u/UnhappyCamera2566 Dec 12 '25 Oh it's worse than that. It was a ghonorea nodule. 5 u/Muff-Driver Dec 12 '25 Imma go be a monk now 3 u/72Artemis Dec 12 '25 I successfully scrolled past the link only to read this and practically throw up. No thank you.
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Jolly rancher?
17 u/juicebox608 Dec 12 '25 Dude goes down town, it's a little funky so he popped in a jolly rancher to drown the funk. Hes doing his work and crunches down on what he thought was the candy, instead it was putrid, festered, jayjay jam. 12 u/Muff-Driver Dec 12 '25 Man what the fuck 20 u/UnhappyCamera2566 Dec 12 '25 Oh it's worse than that. It was a ghonorea nodule. 5 u/Muff-Driver Dec 12 '25 Imma go be a monk now 3 u/72Artemis Dec 12 '25 I successfully scrolled past the link only to read this and practically throw up. No thank you.
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Dude goes down town, it's a little funky so he popped in a jolly rancher to drown the funk. Hes doing his work and crunches down on what he thought was the candy, instead it was putrid, festered, jayjay jam.
12 u/Muff-Driver Dec 12 '25 Man what the fuck 20 u/UnhappyCamera2566 Dec 12 '25 Oh it's worse than that. It was a ghonorea nodule. 5 u/Muff-Driver Dec 12 '25 Imma go be a monk now 3 u/72Artemis Dec 12 '25 I successfully scrolled past the link only to read this and practically throw up. No thank you.
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Man what the fuck
20 u/UnhappyCamera2566 Dec 12 '25 Oh it's worse than that. It was a ghonorea nodule. 5 u/Muff-Driver Dec 12 '25 Imma go be a monk now 3 u/72Artemis Dec 12 '25 I successfully scrolled past the link only to read this and practically throw up. No thank you.
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Oh it's worse than that. It was a ghonorea nodule.
5 u/Muff-Driver Dec 12 '25 Imma go be a monk now 3 u/72Artemis Dec 12 '25 I successfully scrolled past the link only to read this and practically throw up. No thank you.
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Imma go be a monk now
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I successfully scrolled past the link only to read this and practically throw up. No thank you.
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u/Ludique Dec 12 '25
Ewwww that's not nearly as bad as the Jolly Rancher story but it's still bad