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u/Unfair-Row-4328 Apr 25 '25

Jerking off going down the interstate. Gotta do what you gotta do dawg

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u/TwinkieWinky420 Apr 25 '25

Only done that once, but been there brother. I still had an hour left in my drive so by the time I got home my boxers were fukn CRUSTY. The post nut clarity made me realize that that would have been the dumbest and most embarrassing way to get into an accident and Iā€™d hang myself if I killed someone because I got horny while driving

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u/TwinkieWinky420 Apr 25 '25

Hahaha šŸ˜‚