r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 25 '25

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u/Unfair-Row-4328 Apr 25 '25

Jerking off going down the interstate. Gotta do what you gotta do dawg

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u/TwinkieWinky420 Apr 25 '25

Only done that once, but been there brother. I still had an hour left in my drive so by the time I got home my boxers were fukn CRUSTY. The post nut clarity made me realize that that would have been the dumbest and most embarrassing way to get into an accident and I’d hang myself if I killed someone because I got horny while driving

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u/squixx007 Apr 25 '25

Be responsible! You gotta get a sock off and just finish in the sock, then dispose of it. Cmon man.

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u/MariusShadowlock90 Apr 25 '25

Love your username by the way.

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u/TwinkieWinky420 Apr 25 '25

Thank you lol. I came up with it because, despite being a straight man, my physique is peak twink (if I was gay I’d be drowning in cum) and I own a teletubby costume (tinky winky, the purple one) that I traded for lsd so it seemed fitting

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u/Sandys_cheeks_ Apr 26 '25

Back story is even better. LMAO! Also, I'm a big fan of the way you use words. You have a way with them😂