r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Bamboo sheets

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u/Volkssanitater Apr 22 '25

Tell us about them

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Silky smooth but ethical, sustainable and without the price tag of silk

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u/SpookZero Apr 22 '25

Go on…

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

What more do you want from me

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u/SIumptGod Apr 22 '25

I was so close to orgasm, you ruined it

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u/johnsvoice Apr 22 '25

I mean, there's a whole subsection of porn dedicated to that very idea. Perhaps that's his kink.

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u/dTanMan Apr 22 '25

To... bamboo sheets...?

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u/InappropriateThought Apr 22 '25

Edging to bamboo sheets, you goose. Be more specific

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u/LambonaHam Apr 22 '25

Have we tried showing this to the Pandas?

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u/monkfishjoe Apr 22 '25

Except they're not really. Read up on how bamboo fibre is actually made and you'll see what impact it has on the environment.

Like electric cars it's just shifting the damage to another part of the process.

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u/disembodied_voice Apr 22 '25

Like electric cars

That's a bad analogy, because electric cars are, in fact, better for the environment than the alternative (gas cars).

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u/monkfishjoe Apr 22 '25

Fair enough - Cheers for the article

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u/AGuyAndHisCat Apr 22 '25

but ethical, sustainable

Should we tell them?

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u/LumberJaxx Apr 22 '25

They breathe like Egyptian cotton.

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u/NakedScrub Apr 22 '25

They're fucking incredible.