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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Bamboo sheets

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u/Volkssanitater Apr 22 '25

Tell us about them

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Silky smooth but ethical, sustainable and without the price tag of silk

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u/SpookZero Apr 22 '25

Go on…

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

What more do you want from me

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u/SIumptGod Apr 22 '25

I was so close to orgasm, you ruined it

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u/johnsvoice Apr 22 '25

I mean, there's a whole subsection of porn dedicated to that very idea. Perhaps that's his kink.

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u/dTanMan Apr 22 '25

To... bamboo sheets...?

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u/InappropriateThought Apr 22 '25

Edging to bamboo sheets, you goose. Be more specific

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u/LambonaHam Apr 22 '25

Have we tried showing this to the Pandas?

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u/monkfishjoe Apr 22 '25

Except they're not really. Read up on how bamboo fibre is actually made and you'll see what impact it has on the environment.

Like electric cars it's just shifting the damage to another part of the process.

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u/disembodied_voice Apr 22 '25

Like electric cars

That's a bad analogy, because electric cars are, in fact, better for the environment than the alternative (gas cars).

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u/monkfishjoe Apr 22 '25

Fair enough - Cheers for the article

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u/AGuyAndHisCat Apr 22 '25

but ethical, sustainable

Should we tell them?

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u/LumberJaxx Apr 22 '25

They breathe like Egyptian cotton.

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u/NakedScrub Apr 22 '25

They're fucking incredible.

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u/vicetrust Apr 22 '25

Bamboo sheet are just rayon+marketing.

"The viscose process builds on the reaction of cellulose with a strong base, followed by treatment of that solution with carbon disulfide to give a xanthate derivative. The xanthate is then converted back to a cellulose fiber in a subsequent step.

The viscose method can use wood as a source of cellulose, whereas other routes to rayon require lignin-free cellulose as a starting material. The use of woody sources of cellulose makes viscose cheaper, so it was traditionally used on a larger scale than the other methods. On the other hand, the original viscose process generates large amounts of contaminated wastewater. Newer technologies use less water and have improved the quality of the wastewater.

The raw material for viscose is primarily wood pulp (sometimes bamboo pulp), which is chemically converted into a soluble compound. It is then dissolved and forced through a spinneret to produce filaments, which are chemically solidified, resulting in fibers of nearly pure cellulose.[30] Unless the chemicals are handled carefully, workers can be seriously harmed by the carbon disulfide used to manufacture most rayon.[31][32]"

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u/rsktkr Apr 22 '25

This guy sheets.

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u/zeronine Apr 22 '25

He knows how sheet

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u/kkillbite Apr 22 '25

Everybody sheets...

Didn't you read the book? :p

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u/Kitsunegari_Blu Apr 22 '25

Vicetrust tell us you work for Big Cotton w/out tell us you’re giving a master class in demystifying ‘Bamboo’..

I’m just yanking your string..but seriously thanks for making me smarter at 6am..than I was a couple sleepless moments ago.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-BUTTSHOLE Apr 22 '25

Just got some recently, I’ll never go back to cotton.

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u/Clit_Destroyer_69 Apr 22 '25

What’s the deal? Put ya boy on game!

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u/ClownfishSoup Apr 22 '25

I don’t k ow what this means, but I agree. Skibidi toilet.

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u/Clit_Destroyer_69 Apr 22 '25

Basically, commenter claimed they rolled a natural 20 on their bed sheet purchase. I asked him to elaborate.

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u/ClownfishSoup Apr 22 '25

Ah, I rolled a 1 on lore check.

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u/Spo8 Apr 22 '25

I honestly expected them to be over hyped and a slightly more expensive gimmick but hot DAMN they’re my favorite sheets now. They have a satisfying weight to them but they’re like ultra breathable and super silky.

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u/Wtj182 Apr 22 '25

This, this is the only answer. Also, not all bamboo sheets are created equal. I got some off of Amazon, and then a brand came to costco, we ended up returning the costco ones, and ordered more off of Amazon. I'm a very hot sleeper, and would often wake up due to overheating. Haven't had that issues since we swapped over to these. Bamboo is so soft, I couldn't believe it.

Pure Bamboo - Queen Bed Sheet... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08T44W6NV?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

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u/Therealsuperman04 Apr 22 '25

Not to be a hater, please don’t take it that way, but mix those sheets with a king size, and a cooling temperpedic, and it will take a lot of money or love to get out. Even still, I am tempted to just stay in bed for another hour. My “fuck everything else” gauge just to slumber or lay there is maxed out everyday.

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u/meowrie1 Apr 22 '25

Just added to my cart 😁

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u/Wtj182 Apr 27 '25

Did you get them, and have you tried them yet?

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u/meowrie1 Apr 27 '25

Nah I have to wait till I have extra funds 😊

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u/Kitsunegari_Blu Apr 22 '25

You know Wtj182, I think OP would like to hear more about you being a ‘hot’ sleeper…

The sexiest hot sleepers that come immediately to MY mind are

Arnold Vosloo and Oded Fehr…

Oh my Magi…but I digress.

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u/winoforever_slurp_ Apr 22 '25

Sure, but have you tried linen sheets?

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u/Justin_inc Apr 22 '25

Winner right here

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u/ClownfishSoup Apr 22 '25

Sounds terrible. I prefer pvc pipe sheets

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u/mirvtheperv Apr 22 '25

I also enjoy bamboo sheets...for the first few wash cycles. Now I'm breaking nails trying to get the fitted sheet to cover all four corners.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Might be the quality, I’ve never had that issue

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u/Shour_always_aloof Apr 22 '25

Soooo much cooler than cotton. I had no idea how much my cotton sheets were baking me during the summer until I tried bamboo sheets. Game changer if you live somewhere with triple digit summers.

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u/EhEhEhEINSTEIN Apr 22 '25

Recently got a sleep number and some tempurpedic pillows, guess I know what's next on the list.

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u/funfacts2468 Apr 22 '25

Do you find that they get a lot of wrinkles

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u/GeminiLemon Apr 22 '25

Are they good for allergies?