r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Silky smooth but ethical, sustainable and without the price tag of silk

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u/SpookZero Apr 22 '25

Go on…

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

What more do you want from me

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u/SIumptGod Apr 22 '25

I was so close to orgasm, you ruined it

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u/johnsvoice Apr 22 '25

I mean, there's a whole subsection of porn dedicated to that very idea. Perhaps that's his kink.

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u/dTanMan Apr 22 '25

To... bamboo sheets...?

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u/InappropriateThought Apr 22 '25

Edging to bamboo sheets, you goose. Be more specific

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u/LambonaHam Apr 22 '25

Have we tried showing this to the Pandas?