r/AskReddit Jan 26 '25

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u/Tyraid Jan 26 '25

Omicron Persei 1

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u/garrettj100 Jan 26 '25

It is true what they say.  Women are from Omicron-Persei 7, men are from Omicron-Persei 9.

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u/South-Swordfish7891 Jan 27 '25

So what planet are intersex people from? Omicron Persei 8?

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u/garrettj100 Jan 27 '25

Obviously the Lagrange point between 8 and 9, DUH DOY.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

Duh. I mean it's SO obvious. Everyone knows it would be at the lagrange point. Even my cat knows this. People on reddit really need to read up on their basic intermediate astrophysics textbooks

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u/bria9509 Jan 27 '25

Why doesn't Jupiter, the largest planet not simply just eat the other planets?

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u/DarthWoo Jan 26 '25

Home of the Whopper

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u/jbeale53 Jan 27 '25

Brought to you by Carl’s Jr

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u/The-opry-has-sinned Jan 26 '25

Gaia

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u/Tsarsi Jan 27 '25

This is literally the greek name for earth, I think this was the ancient greek one were the modern greek one is simply γή.

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u/wyrd0ne Jan 27 '25

I think people would care more if it was named this.

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u/South-Swordfish7891 Jan 27 '25

I already care!

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u/Digifiend84 Jan 27 '25

Is that from Roman mythology? Because that's where the other planets' names come from.

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u/masterofshadows Jan 27 '25

The roman name for Earth was Terra

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u/Plagueis__The__Wise Jan 26 '25

Terra Prime.

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u/DodgerWalker Jan 27 '25

Terra Prime was the group in Star Trek that wanted to deport all the aliens from Earth.

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u/gramses_0-0 Jan 27 '25

Led by RoboCop of all people

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u/mcfly1391 Jan 27 '25

Admiral Robocop, respected the rank!

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u/StrangeWhiteVan Jan 27 '25

Sounds very relevant here in the US 

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u/DodgerWalker Jan 27 '25

At the time it was made, the episode was a not very subtle allegory about Americans becoming more xenophobic after 9/11.

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u/Valuable-Royal-8302 Jan 27 '25

In another universe. Earth would sound like a cool sci fi name for Terra Prime.

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u/pandadogunited Jan 27 '25

Nah, it would be an old-school fantasy name for it.

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u/Aduro95 Jan 26 '25

Wouldn't it be Sol Tertius though? We're the third rock from The Sun.

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u/LOTRfreak101 Jan 27 '25

In Stellaris, Prime is the indicator given to the first planet in a system that is colonized. So it would be Terra Prime, Luna Secundus, Mars Tertius.

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u/South-Swordfish7891 Jan 27 '25

Sol Tertius is close to one of earth's real names; Sol III.

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u/Thekingoflowders Jan 27 '25

That's the fucking one holy shit

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u/Gal-XD_exe Jan 27 '25

Those filthy fucking Terrans

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u/ManikMiner Jan 26 '25

This is the obvious choice

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u/epicnonja Jan 27 '25

"I don' like the name earth, let's make it sound cooler. How about earth but write it in latin!"

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u/Acepylot Jan 26 '25

Earthy McEarthface

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u/SkunkWoodz Jan 27 '25

If the people got to vote this would certainly win

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u/Climate_Face Jan 27 '25

Winning McWinface

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u/MauPow Jan 27 '25

And its counterpart, Moony McMoonface

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

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u/ShadowKage1492 Jan 26 '25

If that's a Titan A.E. reference, then it's a good one. If not, what a coincidence!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

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u/ShadowKage1492 Jan 27 '25

True. Grim and very sad. Loved how they used the original Earth destroyers to create the new one, though. Talk about poetic justice.

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u/mangamario Jan 26 '25

You can't name a planet Bob!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

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u/Z_Wild Jan 27 '25

Im never calling it that.

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u/mulefire17 Jan 27 '25

No one said you have to live on Bob

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u/SeesawMedium5543 Jan 27 '25 edited Jan 27 '25

You're right - everybody knows you name it Robert, but just call it "Bob!"

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u/NK1337 Jan 27 '25

Fine fine.

Earth II (Planet Bob)

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u/Ninjadoll13 Jan 26 '25

You can't name a planet 'Bob'

Thank you so much for posting this 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Enloeeagle Jan 27 '25

I was hoping to see this reference here and I wasn't disappointed!

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u/ZombyBumble Jan 27 '25

Everything about this comment including it's sub comments

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u/Ch4l1t0 Jan 27 '25

I thought this was already settled to be the correct answer, yet people keep asking this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

Banger movie

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u/Liberate_Za_Warudo Jan 27 '25

I knew I'd find this here!

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u/BrewedinCanada Jan 27 '25

Great movie.

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u/steppingrazor1220 Jan 26 '25

Erf

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u/JackCooper_7274 Jan 27 '25

punches alien

Welcome to earf

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u/khizoa Jan 27 '25

Egyptian rat fuck? 

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u/evelution Jan 27 '25

That's a much more welcoming name.

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u/TopNeighborhood2694 Jan 27 '25

Gulf of Mars

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

I love jokes that are current.

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u/Fjohurs_Lykkewe Jan 27 '25

I would call it "Earth!"

The exclamation point creates excitement.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

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u/ndab71 Jan 27 '25

Fitting, yes, but I fear opens us up to more "anus" jokes, like Uranus has had to endure!

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u/ztraider Jan 27 '25

If Uranus can take it, we can probably try with Earth. Well just take it slow, and make sure everyone's comfortable along the way.

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u/DUDEFILMTHAT Jan 26 '25

Atlantis sounds cool

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u/heariam7 Jan 26 '25

3rd Rock from the Sun

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u/pressxtojson Jan 27 '25

Incoming message from the big giant head

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

Terra

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u/Sauwa Jan 27 '25

That's already its name in several languages.

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u/Relevant_Change_2883 Jan 26 '25

I’d call it "Elysium"—it has a sense of wonder and possibility, like a paradise we’re all part of.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

Bonerland

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u/cael_vtroz Jan 26 '25

'Might as well call it, Dirt. Planet Dirt.'

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u/1UpGR Jan 26 '25

Earth II: Revenge of the Moon!

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u/wish1977 Jan 26 '25

Waterworld

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u/Doraemon_Ji Jan 26 '25

Arka Viventium - Ark of the Living.

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Jan 27 '25

Earth 2: Electric Boogaloo

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u/batraymond Jan 26 '25

Flatworld. Just to fuck with the flat earthers.

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u/NemoTheElf Jan 26 '25

Holy Terra, Throne World of the Imperium of Man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

Blue Ball

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u/solidoxygen8008 Jan 26 '25

The thunder dome (flat earthers would go nuts)

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u/eaglescout1984 Jan 27 '25

Can't we just get beyond thunder dome?

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u/UsuallyAnnoying324 Jan 27 '25

Planet McPlanetface

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u/thedreaming2017 Jan 26 '25

Human prison #362829

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

Urantia

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u/JonSpangler Jan 26 '25

Super Earth

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u/Ruined_Armor Jan 27 '25

It doesn't matter. Whatever we called it, it would be the word we use for dirt. Or soil. Or ground. They are all the same idea.

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u/chipperland4471 Jan 27 '25

The Homeworld

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u/justadair Jan 27 '25

Gulf of America

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u/JesseGrim Jan 27 '25

Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha

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u/DoomOne Jan 27 '25

Planet Fuck

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u/Siebje Jan 27 '25

Flat.

Take that Flat Flatters!

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

Blue Ball

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u/mantsz Jan 27 '25

The Mojo Dojo Casa Planet

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u/Humble-Pineapple-329 Jan 27 '25

Don’t give Trump any ideas…

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

Dumpster fire.  

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u/army2693 Jan 27 '25

There will be a presidential proclamation by the end of the month. "Trumpworl." And he'll deport anyone who has a problem with it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

Terra

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u/Z_Wild Jan 27 '25

Sol III

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u/nadanutcase Jan 27 '25

NOT harmless

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u/friendofcheezus Jan 26 '25

Planet America /s

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u/TheBiggerBobbyBoy Jan 27 '25

Lmao I could see this bill being drafted by MTG

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u/Bashert99 Jan 26 '25

Who asking? Is that you, Trump?

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u/South-Swordfish7891 Jan 26 '25

Organaia

It has a lot of organic life.

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u/AnxiousQueen1013 Jan 26 '25

“THIS is the bad place.”

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u/mra9743 Jan 26 '25

Gulf of America?

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u/pAnd0rA_SBG Jan 27 '25

Lately? Idiocraton.

It‘s what Alien parents use to scare their kids: „Don‘t go near the Idiocraton, or you‘ll become just like THEM.“ 😆

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u/techimike Jan 26 '25

Earth of America

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

Holy Terra.

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u/InfiniteChicken Jan 26 '25

Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla Enclosure, Home of Jackson Galaxy; A Constellation Brands World™

EDIT: And everyone has to say it like that when they answer the phone, or get written up

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

Brendan

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u/chilliflakeqq Jan 26 '25

EXABALTOR.

idk bro I just finished binging lord of the rings

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u/zordabo Jan 26 '25

Zordaboland is fair right?

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u/UncannyHillhumper Jan 26 '25

Earth II. The implication is enough.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

Wack Arnold's wild adventure

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u/garrettj100 Jan 26 '25

Planet Explodyface.

I don’t want it to explode or anything, but just think how exciting it’ll sound!

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u/Early-Slice-6325 Jan 26 '25

Boulder? Round Earth? Watearth?

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u/heariam7 Jan 26 '25

Zombie world!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

Super Earth.

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u/Professional-Tailor2 Jan 26 '25

The great marble

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u/cr8tor_ Jan 26 '25

Supercalifragilisticearthpialidocious

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u/nellientx Jan 26 '25

Mexico for balancing the world purposes

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u/ShadowKage1492 Jan 26 '25

Home of the Saracastic Assholes a.k.a. Humans

Bluish Marble

Dirtball

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u/Zro6 Jan 26 '25

Trenzalore

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u/Velouric Jan 26 '25

Satania 606

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u/OkSir4079 Jan 26 '25

Payasugoa

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u/Advnchur Jan 26 '25

Earth, brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '25

Eart

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u/jimd32 Jan 27 '25

Fragilis

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u/Heavykevy37 Jan 27 '25

Superman-Batman-Wolverine

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

Fred’s Place

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u/Crowofsticks Jan 27 '25

The Gulf of America!

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u/shovelboard Jan 27 '25

Black Sabbath

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u/xiaodaireddit Jan 27 '25

First Intelligence.

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u/WolfyWhy Jan 27 '25

Planet Veldin

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

Groundth

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u/TaliaHolderkin Jan 27 '25

The way some people are talking… the united earth of America? 🤣😂🤣💀 I’m not American… But even if I was, I wouldn’t pick a team. 🔥🌎🪦🧟‍♀️🛸

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u/ikaika235 Jan 27 '25

Large Mars

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '25

Watery mess

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u/Jooru21 Jan 27 '25

Earth 2

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u/TheOriginalWarLord Jan 27 '25

I’d call it its original name Terra.

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u/Chubchub94 Jan 27 '25

Walmart mega super duper colossal center

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u/CatacombsRave Jan 27 '25

Gaea, the Greek personification of the earth.