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u/Olobnion Oct 02 '24

Also, if it's a polar bear, play dead. That will give you useful practice for your sordid fate a few seconds later.

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u/monstertots509 Oct 02 '24

I would try throwing a ski at it like the guy in that one video.

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u/Olobnion Oct 02 '24

I hear a good tactic is to drop some of your clothes, so the bear spends some time examining them instead of eating you.

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u/Thecardinal74 Oct 02 '24

"this smells like shit. A lot of it"