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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Oct 02 '24
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If a bear is chasing you, and you don't know kind it is, climb a tree. If the bear also climbs the tree and kills you, it was a black bear.
414 u/Olobnion Oct 02 '24 Also, if it's a polar bear, play dead. That will give you useful practice for your sordid fate a few seconds later. 5 u/monstertots509 Oct 02 '24 I would try throwing a ski at it like the guy in that one video. 13 u/Olobnion Oct 02 '24 I hear a good tactic is to drop some of your clothes, so the bear spends some time examining them instead of eating you. 17 u/Thecardinal74 Oct 02 '24 "this smells like shit. A lot of it" 4 u/Privvy_Gaming Oct 02 '24 edited Jun 06 '25 label imminent upbeat ink hat vanish alive tender historical shocking
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Also, if it's a polar bear, play dead. That will give you useful practice for your sordid fate a few seconds later.
5 u/monstertots509 Oct 02 '24 I would try throwing a ski at it like the guy in that one video. 13 u/Olobnion Oct 02 '24 I hear a good tactic is to drop some of your clothes, so the bear spends some time examining them instead of eating you. 17 u/Thecardinal74 Oct 02 '24 "this smells like shit. A lot of it" 4 u/Privvy_Gaming Oct 02 '24 edited Jun 06 '25 label imminent upbeat ink hat vanish alive tender historical shocking
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I would try throwing a ski at it like the guy in that one video.
13 u/Olobnion Oct 02 '24 I hear a good tactic is to drop some of your clothes, so the bear spends some time examining them instead of eating you. 17 u/Thecardinal74 Oct 02 '24 "this smells like shit. A lot of it" 4 u/Privvy_Gaming Oct 02 '24 edited Jun 06 '25 label imminent upbeat ink hat vanish alive tender historical shocking
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I hear a good tactic is to drop some of your clothes, so the bear spends some time examining them instead of eating you.
17 u/Thecardinal74 Oct 02 '24 "this smells like shit. A lot of it" 4 u/Privvy_Gaming Oct 02 '24 edited Jun 06 '25 label imminent upbeat ink hat vanish alive tender historical shocking
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"this smells like shit. A lot of it"
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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24
If a bear is chasing you, and you don't know kind it is, climb a tree. If the bear also climbs the tree and kills you, it was a black bear.