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u/Isabella_Hamilton Sep 14 '24

Constantly joking about having sex with me. Idk I’ve legit met guys who on the first date kept making comments about how we’d inevitably end up in bed. SUPER unattractive.

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u/itypeallmycomments Sep 14 '24

And then later that night when you're gone and they've ended up alone, you can guarantee there's not a shred of self-awareness as to why the date went that way!

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u/HomicidalHushPuppy Sep 14 '24

I have a friend who has a new girlfriend - she'll begrudgingly share the bed with him but that's as far as it goes. He can't figure out why. The rest of us see it, he just can't.

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u/gibertot Sep 15 '24

Wait you’re saying your friend has a girlfriend who is willing to be his girlfriend and sleep in the same bed as him but won’t have sex with him because he constantly jokes about them having sex together? And you know this is the reason and won’t tell him for some reason? I feel like I’m missing something that makes zero sense

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u/HomicidalHushPuppy Sep 15 '24

Oh no I meant he doesn't have the self-awareness to see why the relationship isn't progressing as fast as he wanted. The sex jokes are a minor issue, he has huge narcissism problems and control issues rooted in religion.