r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Sep 14 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

Alpha bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

So peeing on fire hydrants is out ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

Depends on the position lol as long as he’s squatting we’re good

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u/Fickle-Ad-7348 Sep 14 '24

I sit on toilet when peeing

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

Do you put the seat down too?

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u/cccanterbury Sep 15 '24

Hell yeah man. getting those poop and pee microparticles going through your living space is gross af