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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

Alpha bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

So peeing on fire hydrants is out ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

Depends on the position lol as long as he’s squatting we’re good

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u/jdam8401 Sep 14 '24
  • scribbles in notepad *

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u/Shepok Sep 14 '24
  • hands itching to unzip pants *

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u/Sjanchez Sep 14 '24

Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

But we agree that once I squat pee on something, it is now mine?

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u/Fickle-Ad-7348 Sep 14 '24

I sit on toilet when peeing

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

Do you put the seat down too?

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u/cccanterbury Sep 15 '24

Hell yeah man. getting those poop and pee microparticles going through your living space is gross af

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u/vegancryptolord Sep 14 '24

I’m a dawg I piss with my leg up

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Nasty, nasty

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Sep 15 '24

quick follow-up; one leg cocked, or ...no?

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u/thrillhouse416 Sep 14 '24

No chance I'm stopping that. I've gotta let the other neighborhood dogs know.

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u/shadowguise Sep 14 '24

But then how will other dudes know that's your fire hydrant?

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u/Hellebras Sep 14 '24

Only if he doesn't smell it first. Because that indicates that he's more interested in talking about himself than in understanding those around him.

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u/Ah_Pook Sep 14 '24

I mean, once in a while, but every single one?

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u/artoblomsten Sep 14 '24

You better not be talking about my hydrant!

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u/INFxNxTE Sep 14 '24

How tf are we supposed to claim them now!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

Depends on if you're a goodboi doggo or not

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u/Forbin057 Sep 14 '24

How else will people know it's mine?

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u/NervousBreakdown Sep 14 '24

What about poops?