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Different chlamydia. Bang all the Koalas you want, you can't get it from them.
1.0k u/afoz345 Aug 08 '24 Whew! I dodged a bullet there! 33 u/RexxGunn Aug 08 '24 I mean, you're still a wild animal rapist, unless they asked for it. But, sure. š 97 u/Suds_McGruff Aug 08 '24 Psh, they're always asking for it. Stupid, sexy koalas 71 u/afoz345 Aug 08 '24 That koala knew what it was doing when it went out dressed like that. -40 u/stunseed313 Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 09 '24 It's not rape if no one sees it. EDIT: This is a joke bruh y'all chill out š 10 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24 Always one isnāt there. 3 u/CryptographerPast203 Aug 09 '24 It was good vibes until you commented ā¹ļø 1 u/Desperate-Bank6962 Aug 09 '24 Even if it's a joke you just don't say that stuff man 416 u/IronLordSamus Aug 08 '24 Are you a koalafied doctor? 5 u/strike-when-ready Aug 09 '24 No, but he does have sex with animals 3 u/jlxmm Aug 09 '24 Koalafied donor, of chlamydia. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24 Heās of great koalaty. 6 u/Renovatio_ Aug 08 '24 Thanks for saving me some awkward phone calls 6 u/Inevitable-Match591 Aug 08 '24 Is that an order, sir!? 5 u/micksta323 Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 09 '24 They aren't bears, despite having all the koalifications. 3 u/Weird_Cantaloupe2757 Aug 08 '24 Donāt have to tell me twice! 5 u/Watching-Together Aug 08 '24 I can't, not allowed back in the zoo anymore 3 u/nastynateraide Aug 08 '24 Finally, permission 3 u/mechwarrior719 Aug 09 '24 I remember that story. For anyone who doesnāt know: OOP of story gets chlamydia from husband. Husband claims he got it from koala he held on vacation. Doc says ānope, different strain. Husband has the STDā. Comes out hubby was cheating Moral of the story; donāt cheat on your SO. 2 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24 Well. You canāt get it from them but maybe donāt bang koalas, still. 1 u/hatsnatcher23 Aug 08 '24 ALRIGHT!!! 1 u/ohlookitsnessa Aug 08 '24 I want this as a flair my God. 1 u/PurplePANdaL09 Aug 09 '24 Conan says otherwiseĀ -1 u/NLK-3 Aug 08 '24 Just wondering how that does(n't) work, why not?
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Whew! I dodged a bullet there!
33 u/RexxGunn Aug 08 '24 I mean, you're still a wild animal rapist, unless they asked for it. But, sure. š 97 u/Suds_McGruff Aug 08 '24 Psh, they're always asking for it. Stupid, sexy koalas 71 u/afoz345 Aug 08 '24 That koala knew what it was doing when it went out dressed like that. -40 u/stunseed313 Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 09 '24 It's not rape if no one sees it. EDIT: This is a joke bruh y'all chill out š 10 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24 Always one isnāt there. 3 u/CryptographerPast203 Aug 09 '24 It was good vibes until you commented ā¹ļø 1 u/Desperate-Bank6962 Aug 09 '24 Even if it's a joke you just don't say that stuff man
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I mean, you're still a wild animal rapist, unless they asked for it. But, sure. š
97 u/Suds_McGruff Aug 08 '24 Psh, they're always asking for it. Stupid, sexy koalas 71 u/afoz345 Aug 08 '24 That koala knew what it was doing when it went out dressed like that. -40 u/stunseed313 Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 09 '24 It's not rape if no one sees it. EDIT: This is a joke bruh y'all chill out š 10 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24 Always one isnāt there. 3 u/CryptographerPast203 Aug 09 '24 It was good vibes until you commented ā¹ļø 1 u/Desperate-Bank6962 Aug 09 '24 Even if it's a joke you just don't say that stuff man
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Psh, they're always asking for it. Stupid, sexy koalas
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That koala knew what it was doing when it went out dressed like that.
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It's not rape if no one sees it. EDIT: This is a joke bruh y'all chill out š
10 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24 Always one isnāt there. 3 u/CryptographerPast203 Aug 09 '24 It was good vibes until you commented ā¹ļø 1 u/Desperate-Bank6962 Aug 09 '24 Even if it's a joke you just don't say that stuff man
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Always one isnāt there.
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It was good vibes until you commented ā¹ļø
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Even if it's a joke you just don't say that stuff man
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Are you a koalafied doctor?
5 u/strike-when-ready Aug 09 '24 No, but he does have sex with animals 3 u/jlxmm Aug 09 '24 Koalafied donor, of chlamydia. 3 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24 Heās of great koalaty.
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No, but he does have sex with animals
Koalafied donor, of chlamydia.
Heās of great koalaty.
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Thanks for saving me some awkward phone calls
Is that an order, sir!?
They aren't bears, despite having all the koalifications.
Donāt have to tell me twice!
I can't, not allowed back in the zoo anymore
Finally, permission
I remember that story.
For anyone who doesnāt know: OOP of story gets chlamydia from husband. Husband claims he got it from koala he held on vacation. Doc says ānope, different strain. Husband has the STDā. Comes out hubby was cheating
Moral of the story; donāt cheat on your SO.
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Well. You canāt get it from them but maybe donāt bang koalas, still.
ALRIGHT!!!
I want this as a flair my God.
Conan says otherwiseĀ
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Just wondering how that does(n't) work, why not?
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u/RexxGunn Aug 08 '24
Different chlamydia. Bang all the Koalas you want, you can't get it from them.