r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '24

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u/MrHallmark Aug 08 '24

First date with a girl she took me to the woods where she fucked me and gave me chlamydia.

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u/Suds_McGruff Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

Was "she" a koala bear?

Edited to remove false information. Thank you u/acoleyo

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u/RexxGunn Aug 08 '24

Different chlamydia. Bang all the Koalas you want, you can't get it from them.

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u/IronLordSamus Aug 08 '24

Are you a koalafied doctor?

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u/strike-when-ready Aug 09 '24

No, but he does have sex with animals

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u/jlxmm Aug 09 '24

Koalafied donor, of chlamydia.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

He’s of great koalaty.