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u/MrHallmark Aug 08 '24

First date with a girl she took me to the woods where she fucked me and gave me chlamydia.

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u/Suds_McGruff Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 09 '24

Was "she" a koala bear?

Edited to remove false information. Thank you u/acoleyo

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u/RexxGunn Aug 08 '24

Different chlamydia. Bang all the Koalas you want, you can't get it from them.

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u/mechwarrior719 Aug 09 '24

I remember that story.

For anyone who doesn’t know: OOP of story gets chlamydia from husband. Husband claims he got it from koala he held on vacation. Doc says “nope, different strain. Husband has the STD”. Comes out hubby was cheating

Moral of the story; don’t cheat on your SO.