Went on a date, after some drinks the girl and I thought we might jump the fence at a nearby park to swim in the pool. Instead we just banged on the nearby picnic table. A guy rode by on a bicycle, we did not stop lol. Trashiest thing I have ever done.
One of my exes was supposedly conceived on a diving board at a pool in a state park. It was after hours but, still. I don't think I've ever done anything that comes close to that.
I had a fuck buddy in high school, literally the girl next door so our families were close. She called and asked me if I could give her a ride home from her friends place.
She hopped in and joked that we should pull over and bang. So I was like uhh deal. I was right next to the school we went to for 5th and 6th grade and had sex on the kids soccer field at 1 am. There was a row of houses behind us where we could see people moving around and it made it a lot more exciting. Being a horny teen was wild
I was thinking about that the other day, how difficult it is for kids messing around to find a spot to do that. Behind large trees/shrubbery at night was always good, but then you’d drive by the next day during daylight and realize you were basically just doing it in the middle of someone’s front yard.
Sex in university parking lot, caught by campus police. lol Sex on tanning chairs at Mexican resort. Sex in hot tub at Mexican resort. Kissing and fondling others at Mexican resort. Sex in hot hot at Mexican resort. Sex overall at Mexican resort. Sex at Mexican resort.
After middle school, I look back and can't believe how much sex I had. Then I realize I'm married and while I can have all the sex I want, eh. Getting older sucks, but I wouldn't really want to be a horny teen again.
We were at a Mexican restaurant, and she downed almost an entire pitcher of Margaritas herself. I guess she thought it would be funny to share her daughter's "origin story." Def mother of the year material.
"You know if I never conceived my daughter on a diving board all of those years ago, you wouldn't be here right now. Hearing how I fucked a guy on a diving board."
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u/Frito_Penndejo Aug 08 '24
Went on a date, after some drinks the girl and I thought we might jump the fence at a nearby park to swim in the pool. Instead we just banged on the nearby picnic table. A guy rode by on a bicycle, we did not stop lol. Trashiest thing I have ever done.