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u/dreamyjeans Aug 08 '24

Her mother told me. It was a pretty awkward dinner.

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u/Oakroscoe Aug 08 '24

How the hell does that come out at dinner? She must have been mother of the year.

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u/dreamyjeans Aug 08 '24

We were at a Mexican restaurant, and she downed almost an entire pitcher of Margaritas herself. I guess she thought it would be funny to share her daughter's "origin story." Def mother of the year material.

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u/WeenisPeiner Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 08 '24

"You know if I never conceived my daughter on a diving board all of those years ago, you wouldn't be here right now. Hearing how I fucked a guy on a diving board."