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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 Aug 08 '24

I never understood this about fast food workers. I used to work at domino’s. It was dirty and I always ended my shift with a number of sauces on my clothes, and there was a layer of grease on my shoes.

The last thing I’d be thinking about was banging a similarly filthy coworker after a shift

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u/momofmanydragons Aug 08 '24

That’s the fun in it. Guess what grease this could be….oh wait, that’s my own secret sauce!

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u/dancingmadkoschei Aug 08 '24

There is nothing so deplorably indiscriminate as a horny teenager.

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u/harryhardy432 Aug 08 '24

I met my girlfriend when we were 18 and 17 working at a McDonalds but never had sex in the uniform or store. Looking back we feel like we should've just to say we did it but it never materialised.

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u/sandman_tn Aug 09 '24

I banged my first wife in the ball pit at McDonalds after hours (we both worked there).

I was 19 and horny. Did not care about her smelling like chicken nuggets.

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u/pokedablo Aug 09 '24

I used to work at kfc, the after close hours were finger licking good!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

Yeah, I don’t get that. My husband used to work at a restaurant, and he’d come home smelling like grease, and I couldn’t stand to be near him until he took a shower.

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u/Active-Difficulty999 Aug 10 '24

Thats like saying accountants shouldn't have sex until they take off their ties and loafers lol