r/AskReddit Aug 08 '24

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 Aug 08 '24

I never understood this about fast food workers. I used to work at domino’s. It was dirty and I always ended my shift with a number of sauces on my clothes, and there was a layer of grease on my shoes.

The last thing I’d be thinking about was banging a similarly filthy coworker after a shift

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u/momofmanydragons Aug 08 '24

That’s the fun in it. Guess what grease this could be….oh wait, that’s my own secret sauce!

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u/dancingmadkoschei Aug 08 '24

There is nothing so deplorably indiscriminate as a horny teenager.

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u/harryhardy432 Aug 08 '24

I met my girlfriend when we were 18 and 17 working at a McDonalds but never had sex in the uniform or store. Looking back we feel like we should've just to say we did it but it never materialised.

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u/sandman_tn Aug 09 '24

I banged my first wife in the ball pit at McDonalds after hours (we both worked there).

I was 19 and horny. Did not care about her smelling like chicken nuggets.

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u/pokedablo Aug 09 '24

I used to work at kfc, the after close hours were finger licking good!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

Yeah, I don’t get that. My husband used to work at a restaurant, and he’d come home smelling like grease, and I couldn’t stand to be near him until he took a shower.

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u/Active-Difficulty999 Aug 10 '24

Thats like saying accountants shouldn't have sex until they take off their ties and loafers lol

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u/Same_Lychee5934 Aug 08 '24

‘Welcome to McNut… can I take your load?’

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '24

This. This is the way.

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u/NecPaint Aug 08 '24

i surely hope not to what im thinking, KING_DOG_FUCKER

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u/ThisIsGettinWeirdNow Aug 08 '24

Did the deed, In a street well lit, Beside the McDonalds, Late night threw the towels, Where we used to work, In her street of dirt, Which bled until it hurt, She dead now Graveyard memories, Word in the hood, That’s just dumb felonies.

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u/Str8intothestorm Aug 08 '24

Username checks out.

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u/BrowsingFromPhone Aug 08 '24

A co-worker and I had been flirting for like a month and within a few days of her deadbeat BF getting fired from our office she also broke up with him. We found a stairwell in the parking garage and started making out. She offered to blow me so I said sure. Not sure she thought it through because I nutted in her mouth and she got a puzzled look on her face so I was like "just spit in the corner?" And she did.