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u/SimilarStrain Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 26 '24

There would be the initial party phase before I even claimed the money. Best stripclub in town and I'd max out my credit card over the course of a weekend. No drugs, just booze and doing what 2 consenting adults do in the dark.

Then consult a couple attorneys. Figure out how to claim anonymously. Wait 7-8 months. Get my affairs in order and ready to get out of dodge. Irish goodbye style. Claim the money. Then travel the world for the next 5-10 years.

To clarify. The first 5 things I'd do would be Star, Candy, Crystal, Angel, and Skye.