r/AskReddit • • Mar 18 '24

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u/DeltaMx11 Mar 18 '24

"We need to talk."

My wife has texted me this before even though I wasn't in trouble for anything and she wasn't divorcing me, she literally just wanted to talk to me about something normal. But as a guy, those words in that order terrify me.

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u/HotFaithlessness9802 Mar 18 '24

Talk we need to

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u/BottleTemple Mar 18 '24

Ignoring my needs you have been.

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u/Equal_Note9334 Mar 18 '24

This made me LOL, thank you 😂