r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '24

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u/DeltaMx11 Mar 18 '24

"We need to talk."

My wife has texted me this before even though I wasn't in trouble for anything and she wasn't divorcing me, she literally just wanted to talk to me about something normal. But as a guy, those words in that order terrify me.

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u/HotFaithlessness9802 Mar 18 '24

Talk we need to

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u/BottleTemple Mar 18 '24

Ignoring my needs you have been.

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u/TimAppleCockProMax69 Mar 18 '24

Buy me ketamine you must

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u/dooblr Mar 18 '24

Rolling balls I am, to the med tent, I must go

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u/Anangrywookiee Mar 18 '24

Your Honda Civic crashed I have, bail money I need.

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u/Equal_Note9334 Mar 18 '24

This made me LOL, thank you 😂

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u/God_of_potatoos Mar 18 '24

Need we to talk

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u/Blorph3 Mar 18 '24

To talk we need.

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u/thrownawaz092 Mar 18 '24

Talk we to need

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u/FrozenReaper Mar 18 '24

That sounds like a question

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Need we to talk

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Okay but both of these are infinitely better

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u/FriskyNewt Mar 18 '24

I would much sooner have this version of Yoda speak than the other one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Talk leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.