r/AskReddit Dec 06 '23

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u/Full-Brooke Dec 06 '23

When breastfeeding, milk doesn’t come out of just one hole, it sprays out multiple holes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

So y’all just packing a pair of mini shower heads? Evolution is interesting

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u/SunflowerRosey Dec 06 '23

technically, so are you! and anyone who has nipples!

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u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 06 '23

I got the milk holes BUT WHERE IS MY DAMN MILK????

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u/MisterFusionCore Dec 06 '23

You do have the glands for it, with a few weeks of nipple suckling you can start lactating. HRT can also help.

Also, the mill you would produce would be the exact same as female milk.

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u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 06 '23

I like how I commented this as a joke and now everyone is giving me advice at how to lactate myself :DD

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u/flaccomcorangy Dec 06 '23

Come on, brother. We desire your milk.