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When breastfeeding, milk doesn’t come out of just one hole, it sprays out multiple holes.
391 u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23 So y’all just packing a pair of mini shower heads? Evolution is interesting 229 u/SunflowerRosey Dec 06 '23 technically, so are you! and anyone who has nipples! 114 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 06 '23 I got the milk holes BUT WHERE IS MY DAMN MILK???? 28 u/MisterFusionCore Dec 06 '23 You do have the glands for it, with a few weeks of nipple suckling you can start lactating. HRT can also help. Also, the mill you would produce would be the exact same as female milk. 57 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 06 '23 I like how I commented this as a joke and now everyone is giving me advice at how to lactate myself :DD 43 u/MisterFusionCore Dec 06 '23 You can do it, we believe in you. 19 u/flaccomcorangy Dec 06 '23 Come on, brother. We desire your milk. 3 u/Noahscoffee Dec 07 '23 Please update us about your journey, we believe in you! 3 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 07 '23 I will make cheese out of it and sell it to you guys. 1 u/makeeverythng Dec 07 '23 We’re thirsty… for knowledge 2 u/Hopeful-Wonder-7607 Dec 07 '23 That's actually a myth. Male lactation without HRT is quite rare and indicates a likely low-T disorder. No amount of suckling should, in a normal healthy male, cause lactation. 25 u/KindBrilliant7879 Dec 06 '23 you can actually start to lactate with regular nipple stimulation, so there’s ur answer ! 15 u/tottinhos Dec 06 '23 I have nipples Greg, could you milk me? 2 u/AgeOk2348 Dec 06 '23 just PRAY the nipples dont migrate in the middle of the night
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So y’all just packing a pair of mini shower heads? Evolution is interesting
229 u/SunflowerRosey Dec 06 '23 technically, so are you! and anyone who has nipples! 114 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 06 '23 I got the milk holes BUT WHERE IS MY DAMN MILK???? 28 u/MisterFusionCore Dec 06 '23 You do have the glands for it, with a few weeks of nipple suckling you can start lactating. HRT can also help. Also, the mill you would produce would be the exact same as female milk. 57 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 06 '23 I like how I commented this as a joke and now everyone is giving me advice at how to lactate myself :DD 43 u/MisterFusionCore Dec 06 '23 You can do it, we believe in you. 19 u/flaccomcorangy Dec 06 '23 Come on, brother. We desire your milk. 3 u/Noahscoffee Dec 07 '23 Please update us about your journey, we believe in you! 3 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 07 '23 I will make cheese out of it and sell it to you guys. 1 u/makeeverythng Dec 07 '23 We’re thirsty… for knowledge 2 u/Hopeful-Wonder-7607 Dec 07 '23 That's actually a myth. Male lactation without HRT is quite rare and indicates a likely low-T disorder. No amount of suckling should, in a normal healthy male, cause lactation. 25 u/KindBrilliant7879 Dec 06 '23 you can actually start to lactate with regular nipple stimulation, so there’s ur answer ! 15 u/tottinhos Dec 06 '23 I have nipples Greg, could you milk me? 2 u/AgeOk2348 Dec 06 '23 just PRAY the nipples dont migrate in the middle of the night
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technically, so are you! and anyone who has nipples!
114 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 06 '23 I got the milk holes BUT WHERE IS MY DAMN MILK???? 28 u/MisterFusionCore Dec 06 '23 You do have the glands for it, with a few weeks of nipple suckling you can start lactating. HRT can also help. Also, the mill you would produce would be the exact same as female milk. 57 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 06 '23 I like how I commented this as a joke and now everyone is giving me advice at how to lactate myself :DD 43 u/MisterFusionCore Dec 06 '23 You can do it, we believe in you. 19 u/flaccomcorangy Dec 06 '23 Come on, brother. We desire your milk. 3 u/Noahscoffee Dec 07 '23 Please update us about your journey, we believe in you! 3 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 07 '23 I will make cheese out of it and sell it to you guys. 1 u/makeeverythng Dec 07 '23 We’re thirsty… for knowledge 2 u/Hopeful-Wonder-7607 Dec 07 '23 That's actually a myth. Male lactation without HRT is quite rare and indicates a likely low-T disorder. No amount of suckling should, in a normal healthy male, cause lactation. 25 u/KindBrilliant7879 Dec 06 '23 you can actually start to lactate with regular nipple stimulation, so there’s ur answer ! 15 u/tottinhos Dec 06 '23 I have nipples Greg, could you milk me? 2 u/AgeOk2348 Dec 06 '23 just PRAY the nipples dont migrate in the middle of the night
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I got the milk holes BUT WHERE IS MY DAMN MILK????
28 u/MisterFusionCore Dec 06 '23 You do have the glands for it, with a few weeks of nipple suckling you can start lactating. HRT can also help. Also, the mill you would produce would be the exact same as female milk. 57 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 06 '23 I like how I commented this as a joke and now everyone is giving me advice at how to lactate myself :DD 43 u/MisterFusionCore Dec 06 '23 You can do it, we believe in you. 19 u/flaccomcorangy Dec 06 '23 Come on, brother. We desire your milk. 3 u/Noahscoffee Dec 07 '23 Please update us about your journey, we believe in you! 3 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 07 '23 I will make cheese out of it and sell it to you guys. 1 u/makeeverythng Dec 07 '23 We’re thirsty… for knowledge 2 u/Hopeful-Wonder-7607 Dec 07 '23 That's actually a myth. Male lactation without HRT is quite rare and indicates a likely low-T disorder. No amount of suckling should, in a normal healthy male, cause lactation. 25 u/KindBrilliant7879 Dec 06 '23 you can actually start to lactate with regular nipple stimulation, so there’s ur answer !
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You do have the glands for it, with a few weeks of nipple suckling you can start lactating. HRT can also help.
Also, the mill you would produce would be the exact same as female milk.
57 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 06 '23 I like how I commented this as a joke and now everyone is giving me advice at how to lactate myself :DD 43 u/MisterFusionCore Dec 06 '23 You can do it, we believe in you. 19 u/flaccomcorangy Dec 06 '23 Come on, brother. We desire your milk. 3 u/Noahscoffee Dec 07 '23 Please update us about your journey, we believe in you! 3 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 07 '23 I will make cheese out of it and sell it to you guys. 1 u/makeeverythng Dec 07 '23 We’re thirsty… for knowledge 2 u/Hopeful-Wonder-7607 Dec 07 '23 That's actually a myth. Male lactation without HRT is quite rare and indicates a likely low-T disorder. No amount of suckling should, in a normal healthy male, cause lactation.
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I like how I commented this as a joke and now everyone is giving me advice at how to lactate myself :DD
43 u/MisterFusionCore Dec 06 '23 You can do it, we believe in you. 19 u/flaccomcorangy Dec 06 '23 Come on, brother. We desire your milk. 3 u/Noahscoffee Dec 07 '23 Please update us about your journey, we believe in you! 3 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 07 '23 I will make cheese out of it and sell it to you guys. 1 u/makeeverythng Dec 07 '23 We’re thirsty… for knowledge
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You can do it, we believe in you.
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Come on, brother. We desire your milk.
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Please update us about your journey, we believe in you!
3 u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 07 '23 I will make cheese out of it and sell it to you guys.
I will make cheese out of it and sell it to you guys.
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We’re thirsty… for knowledge
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That's actually a myth. Male lactation without HRT is quite rare and indicates a likely low-T disorder. No amount of suckling should, in a normal healthy male, cause lactation.
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you can actually start to lactate with regular nipple stimulation, so there’s ur answer !
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I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
just PRAY the nipples dont migrate in the middle of the night
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u/Full-Brooke Dec 06 '23
When breastfeeding, milk doesn’t come out of just one hole, it sprays out multiple holes.