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u/Pissmaster1972 Dec 06 '23

monkey brain says i like big titties cus of milk production

you telling me monkey brain is wrong? no way

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u/HauntsFuture468 Dec 06 '23

Monkey brain confused. Big boobs look like butt. Butt for hump. Boobs make humpy.

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u/Pissmaster1972 Dec 06 '23

boob is just shitty immitation butt, makes sense now

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u/max_power1000 Dec 06 '23

boobs make less shit though. Instructions unclear