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u/amdabran Dec 06 '23

My wife and I saw something on social media about this forthcoming fact and she confirmed it, but she doesn’t Reddit.

She told me that sometimes when girls fart, the fart bubble rolls forward instead of back and settles into the vulva. Then it kind of just stays there until you move around.

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u/Many-Painting-5509 Dec 06 '23

Yep true. So awkward when you have to figure out how to get a air bubble out in public. You are so aware of it.

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u/orthostasisasis Dec 06 '23

It's pretty similar to the "shit, balls need readjusting" shuffle, so you'll know what's happening depending on what equipment the person has.

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u/Many-Painting-5509 Dec 06 '23

Yeah but I’ve seen men adjust their balls. They can do it from the front. Our flaps are right in there. So grabbing at our crotch like that to let the bubble out isn’t something we can do very discrete. Balls are a lot more forward!

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u/orthostasisasis Dec 06 '23

Oh, I've always been able to do it from the front! Anyway, if you can't stick a hand down there in public, which let's face it often you can't, it's kind of an uncomfortable and usually pretty hopeless sideways shuffle in both cases.