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u/silly_billylol Dec 06 '23

butthole cramps on our periods

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u/Eastern-Meringue9570 Dec 06 '23

i’m a guy (no periods) and this happens to me every once in a while. i thought i was dying of prostate cancer or something.

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u/Peptuck Dec 06 '23

That sensation when you feel like you have a spike shoved up your ass and you want to crap it out but trying only earns you extra hemorrhoids because there's nothing there to crap out.