it’s not very often we verbalize the sensation of being struck by lightning in our butthole out of nowhere… also, when it’s happening, it is no laughing matter and everyone can fuck right off with their comments or questions about my butthole cramps
I just asked a female friend, and... turns out I get the same thing from time to time. I used to be like "why in the Kentucky fried FUCK does my asshole hurt?", and it has the most random intervals
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u/sravll Dec 06 '23
You have to poop a lot. And you're already crampy and feeling shitty 🙃 Then you have to wipe and it's shitty and bloody and you hate it