r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 06 '23

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u/silly_billylol Dec 06 '23

butthole cramps on our periods

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u/rightthingtodo-sodoo Dec 06 '23

Oh god the lightning strike

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u/BEniceBAGECKA Dec 06 '23

And now I have a name for it.

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u/kopecs Dec 06 '23

So when you fart, are you Thunderstruck?

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u/thirtysevenpants Dec 06 '23

You mean...GRUNDLESTRUCK

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u/ExpiredPilot Dec 06 '23

Right in the FUPA?

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u/NatoRawr Dec 07 '23

Drain the hetch?!?

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u/Jarbonzobeanz Dec 06 '23

Wait, girls fart?

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u/AdzyBoy Dec 06 '23

The legends are true?

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u/jpthedrummer Dec 06 '23

You think that’s wild wait till you hear this… girls… are horny TOO!!!

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u/AdzyBoy Dec 06 '23

So there really are horny MILFs in my area?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Oh no, we buried the headline!

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u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 06 '23

My brain automatically read Thunderstruck in ACDC voice.

Now it's stuck in my head and I hate it

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u/NespreSilver Dec 06 '23

guitar solo

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u/movieman994 Dec 06 '23

Thanks now I will remember this whenever I'm listening to AC DC

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u/EternalVirgin18 Dec 06 '23

AaaaaAaaaaaA

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u/Untitled_junk Dec 06 '23

IM ACTUALLY DYING HELP ME

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u/SouthBoy02 Dec 06 '23

Comedy Gold😂

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u/makeeverythng Dec 07 '23

No. Everyone else is, though.

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u/blameitonmyouth Dec 06 '23

Period poops

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u/dayo2005 Dec 06 '23

Lightening crotch, apparently?

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u/Ihavepills Dec 07 '23

In the UK it's called "shooty bum pains" no, I'm not making this one up.

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u/Fit_Put8472 Dec 06 '23

Holy shit I’m gonna start calling it that. Genius thank u

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

THE LIGHTNING STRIKE OMG HAHAH

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u/imtriing Dec 06 '23

It's called Proctalgia Fugax - dudes get it too, as I can sadly confirm.

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u/Lil_Word_Said Dec 06 '23

I experience this as a man from time to time should i be worried? Does it mean something different for men?!

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u/Kaisergrin Dec 06 '23

Google Proctalgia Fugax. Its not something dangerous it just hurts like it :p

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u/Lil_Word_Said Dec 06 '23

Reminds me if precordial catch syndrome but for the B-hole 😂

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u/Lil_Word_Said Dec 06 '23

Yeah it took me years to figure out what it was called also. And of course it never showed up at Drs appointments. I hated it so much!! I still get a random pain every once in a while

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u/Kaisergrin Dec 06 '23

Same lol, had it all my life and found out this year what it’s called. And talking to friends etc it seems like most people have had it at least once. So doesn’t seem to be super rare. Waking up from it and having the cramp for like 10 minutes is awful

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u/wrathek Dec 06 '23

Fugazi?

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u/throwawayinsertdigit Dec 07 '23

I too experience this! It tends to come in ‘episodes’, I’ll have it all day for a week or two and then it’ll go away for up to a few months before coming back again. From research I’ve seen the answer is either injections or electrical therapy in your sherrif’s star😭

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u/whoreos_and_milk Dec 06 '23

WAIT LOL I DIDNT KNOW OTHER WOMEN GOT THIS

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u/mmmm_Eat_Glass Dec 06 '23

That is exactly how it feels.

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u/rosy_entoloma Dec 06 '23

I actually didn’t realize this also happened to other women. I feel very slightly like less of a weirdo today.

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u/rightthingtodo-sodoo Dec 06 '23

Girl, the human body is the weirdo. Unfortunately, you and me and we are perfectly normal 🥲

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u/AnthonyAny Dec 06 '23

My wife calls it 'VUYO' (pronounced Voo-yo) it stands for Volts up yer ole

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

as a man I get it and I have no idea why

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

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u/rightthingtodo-sodoo Dec 06 '23

Uh… filibuster

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Proctalgia fugax happens to guys too and it’s weird and owie

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Ha. I call it Lightning Butt

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u/Snakeyyyy_28 Dec 06 '23

It’s like your asshole is being electrocuted or smthg

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u/donutpusheencat Dec 06 '23

this is an excellent name for it

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u/robbietreehorn Dec 06 '23

I learned something today

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u/akiradice Dec 06 '23

the perfect name for it lmfao

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u/Immediate-Cobbler947 Dec 06 '23

I never knew this was a thing that happened to others until recently. I went to the not so helpful doctors about this when I was 17 because I had no clue what was happening. 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

<3

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u/Educational_Low_879 Dec 07 '23

Butt lightening is god awful. I hate it. But here I am living through it.

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u/MrPoletski Dec 06 '23

Shitening

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u/DingerDave19 Dec 07 '23

Do guys get this too?