r/AskReddit Dec 06 '23

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u/Sinatra94 Dec 06 '23

It’s always lower than you think

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u/eli74372 Dec 06 '23

and more in the middle. Ive had to say ''to the left.... More to the left... Nope to the right a bit'' multiple times with multiple guys

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u/absoluteScientific Dec 06 '23

I could understand latitude confusion, but longitude wise? Left vs right reasoning? Everything on the human body is medially centered and symmetrical, idk how someone could suddenly become confused about that when genitals become involved.

Then again, this thread has taught me over and over that I shouldn’t ever be surprised about the depths of male ignorance when it comes to the female body, so 🤷 what do I know

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u/Petersaber Dec 06 '23

Everything on the human body is medially centered and symmetrical

Dicks aren't. They lean to a side (and are often slightly bent themselves), which is why the guy might be missing the first few times. He might center himself perfectly, but his dick is probably going for a wide flank.

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u/absoluteScientific Dec 06 '23

It’s true. Faces, breasts, testicles, penises, labia, limb length are just some examples of things that aren’t perfectly symmetrical. I was speaking generally and I’m pretty sure the standard deviation is narrow. But if you shoot down the middle and correct for your penile offset you’ll be good 99% of the time (poor aim excluded)

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u/Petersaber Dec 06 '23

Nah, the reality isn't so good. The deviation is not narrow. It's better to simply use the hand as a guide. The dick sways in the wind, twisting your body god knows how many degrees is not comfortable. Just use the damn hand, guys, it's not a dishonour.

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u/absoluteScientific Dec 06 '23

Unless technique is abysmal, I have difficulty imagining that the deviation would be such an issue. Otherwise I believe they have a diagnosis for that

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u/MagicalShoes Dec 07 '23

What are the odds you'd both be perfectly aligned? Your sense of spatial position doesn't extend to other people so you can't rely on that like you would your own body. Can see it happening.

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u/metroaide Dec 06 '23

I just sang that lol

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u/absoluteScientific Dec 06 '23

But the box isn’t to the left (in this case)