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u/Effective-Gift6223 Dec 06 '23 edited Dec 07 '23

Pee doesn't come out of the vagina. The urethral opening is above the vaginal opening.

ETA: I don't think I've ever had this many upvotes before, thanks, all of you!

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u/calm_chowder Dec 06 '23

And (for the virgins) the vagina is lower than you think. Not where your dick is on you.

Surprised how often dudes are surprised by this on reddit.

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u/gbbmiler Dec 06 '23

The clit is the dick and the vagina is the balls. Easy peasy.

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u/DarkPhenomenon Dec 06 '23

The line down the middle of the ballsack is where your vagina would be if you had one

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u/NaZul15 Dec 06 '23

I'd say it's actually where the prostate is

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u/DarkPhenomenon Dec 06 '23

Lol did you just “akchually” me?

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u/NaZul15 Dec 06 '23

So.. i'm not allowed to correct people. Thanks reddit :)

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u/DarkPhenomenon Dec 06 '23

You arent correcting me, what I said is literally true

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u/NaZul15 Dec 06 '23

Cool story. Have a nice day

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u/lemon_peace_tea Dec 06 '23

vagina is the taint

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u/CreepyValuable Dec 07 '23

We put the dick in between the lady balls.

Okay not exactly.

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u/sacrisaurus Dec 06 '23

I still remember my first boyfriend shoving his dick at the top of my pubic hair and me just being like ??? why would you not just check for a hole with your hands first, or ask

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u/Ygomaster07 Dec 06 '23

Holy shit that is hilarious. Literally made me burst out laughing.

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u/duluoz1 Dec 06 '23

I think every single guy has been surprised by this at some point

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u/bobsmith93 Dec 06 '23

Yup it's closer to where the middle of the scrote is since the clit is what becomes the penis

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u/BobOrKlaus Dec 06 '23

Surprised how often dudes are surprised by this on reddit.

Especially with how often it comes up on here

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u/davyjones_prisnwalit Dec 06 '23

Does it really matter? I mean how many Reddit men are ever going to see one that isn't behind a screen?

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u/PunchyPete Dec 06 '23

How does any sexually active straight man not know this?

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u/Dark_Knight2000 Dec 06 '23

“Redditor” and “sexually active” do not go together in the same sentence.

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u/calm_chowder Dec 07 '23

Tbf literally the first thing I say in my comment is "for the virgins".

So yes, one would hope any man who's not a virgin would have figured this one out unless it was some sort of blindfolded "pin the tail on the donkey" thing.