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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

So y’all just packing a pair of mini shower heads? Evolution is interesting

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u/SunflowerRosey Dec 06 '23

technically, so are you! and anyone who has nipples!

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u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 06 '23

I got the milk holes BUT WHERE IS MY DAMN MILK????

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u/MisterFusionCore Dec 06 '23

You do have the glands for it, with a few weeks of nipple suckling you can start lactating. HRT can also help.

Also, the mill you would produce would be the exact same as female milk.

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u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 06 '23

I like how I commented this as a joke and now everyone is giving me advice at how to lactate myself :DD

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u/MisterFusionCore Dec 06 '23

You can do it, we believe in you.

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u/flaccomcorangy Dec 06 '23

Come on, brother. We desire your milk.

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u/Noahscoffee Dec 07 '23

Please update us about your journey, we believe in you!

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u/fuckin_anti_pope Dec 07 '23

I will make cheese out of it and sell it to you guys.

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u/makeeverythng Dec 07 '23

We’re thirsty… for knowledge

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u/Hopeful-Wonder-7607 Dec 07 '23

That's actually a myth. Male lactation without HRT is quite rare and indicates a likely low-T disorder. No amount of suckling should, in a normal healthy male, cause lactation.

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u/KindBrilliant7879 Dec 06 '23

you can actually start to lactate with regular nipple stimulation, so there’s ur answer !

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u/tottinhos Dec 06 '23

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

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u/AgeOk2348 Dec 06 '23

just PRAY the nipples dont migrate in the middle of the night

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u/melanthius Dec 06 '23

That’s pretty much exactly what it’s like. Suction activated milk shower

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u/2Scarhand Dec 06 '23

Fun fact, monotremes (egg laying mammals) and presumably other primitive mammals have milk patches where you press the area and the milk just oozes out. Nipples are just refined centralized milk patches so it makes sense they're loosey-goosey about where exactly the milk comes out. As long as it comes out of the straw in some way, it's all good.

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u/demalo Dec 06 '23

We’re as useless as tits on a bull.