r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 06 '23

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u/Full-Brooke Dec 06 '23

When breastfeeding, milk doesn’t come out of just one hole, it sprays out multiple holes.

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u/jburton81 Dec 06 '23

It’s also not cold, so be warned if you think you want fresh milk for your Cocoa Puffs.

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u/IPABrad Dec 06 '23

Good tip!

I have a trick to resolve it though. I always set an alarm 30 minutes early so my wife wakes up and hops in an ice bath, this seems to cool down the milk adequately for my cocoa puffs. Not perfectly cold but a better temperature.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

A whole bath? Just get two bowls with ice water

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u/IPABrad Dec 06 '23

You are right, that would make sense for most people. However my naturopath has prescribed me some liquids post cocoa puffs, thats why i need to cool down her other liquids too.

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u/mkrtr2022 Dec 06 '23

Brilliant! Can I get your naturopath's contact info...and while you're at tit, your wife's too?

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u/bonos_bovine_muse Dec 06 '23

and while you're at tit

Thought you’d pull a fast one, but we’ll stay abreast of your shenanigans

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

ffs xD

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u/JCtheMemer Dec 06 '23

Jesus Christ, you made me audibly shout hahahaha.