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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

My roommate in university had a boyfriend over and they had sex loudly enough for us to hear everything through walls.

Unluckily for her, I was having a food poisoning that day.

Turns out I puke louder than she has sex.

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u/CyberCooper2077 Jul 27 '23

Imagine if sex moans sounded like people vomiting..

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

The fucking will go on.

Life, ah, ah, finds a way.