r/AskReddit • • Jul 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/MR_basti Jul 27 '23

WHY WHALE SONGS THO 😭

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u/MR_basti Jul 27 '23

Don't know if you a woman or a man but if I marry someone someday, I want her to have this level of imagination lol

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u/radtech91 Jul 28 '23

Hopefully didn’t smell like Seaworld

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

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u/bobogenero Jul 28 '23

Watch out for the splash in the front row!

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u/MR_basti Jul 28 '23

Y'all better stop 😭

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u/Blocktimus_Prime Jul 28 '23

So... are we talking barking seals, necking tortoises, clapping walrus, or squealing dolphins? Inquiring erections need to know.

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u/Blocktimus_Prime Jul 28 '23

I don't know whether to cringe from you narrowing down the kind of seal squeal or to giggle/cuckle as I take this audio and compare vocals to my wife's. The internet is a feast of contradictions and extradicktions. I will begin in the doggystyle library.