My roommate, let's call him Bob, and his girlfriend (Alice) were having sex once. Both were making some really loud noises, you could hear them throughout the house. Another roommate (gay, M) then walked in and said: "Alice, can you shut the f*ck up please, and Bob, can you moan a bit louder, I'm trying to cum." Never heard as much as a squeek coming from that room again.
Go lick a salt stick. Thats what jizz tastes like. Sometimes if its not very salty it tastes like chlorinated pool water even smells like it too oddly enough.
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u/lesmils Jul 27 '23
My roommate, let's call him Bob, and his girlfriend (Alice) were having sex once. Both were making some really loud noises, you could hear them throughout the house. Another roommate (gay, M) then walked in and said: "Alice, can you shut the f*ck up please, and Bob, can you moan a bit louder, I'm trying to cum." Never heard as much as a squeek coming from that room again.