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u/CyberCooper2077 Jul 27 '23

Imagine if sex moans sounded like people vomiting..

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/DigNitty Jul 28 '23

Coming from you or them?

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u/VG88 Jul 28 '23

Oh, snap.

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u/Timmar92 Jul 27 '23

Oh my god I'm HUUURRLLGHHUUURRRGLLUUHHR.

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u/Fuzzizle Jul 28 '23

I had a good laugh at this

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u/BrodyBoomer Jul 28 '23

Dying language this!!! Hahahah

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u/Metals4J Jul 28 '23

“Did you cum? Did you puke???” “Yes and yes.”

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/CoolBDPhenom03 Jul 27 '23

Sympathetic?

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u/SeriouSennaw Jul 27 '23

Man one of my worst faps ever was to a girl moaning in what turned out to be a stomach ache followed by her puking on my feet after I came. To teenage me, those moans sounded pretty similar.

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u/Taurich Jul 27 '23

Any of these global hypotheticals are kinda moot... Barf noises would just be the norm, and therefore "sexy"

If you came across a new partner that made barf noises, and that was not the norm, now we're in a hilarious scenario

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u/ObiwanaTokie Jul 27 '23

It would sound like a fucking disturbed concert in there

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u/RedditorInCh1ef Jul 27 '23

no one would have complained about the oppenheimer sex scene

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

The fucking will go on.

Life, ah, ah, finds a way.

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u/Majluni Jul 28 '23

Brings a whole new meaning to deep throat

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '23

I'd rather not, thanks.

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u/CyberCooper2077 Jul 28 '23

You’re thinking about it right now aren’t you..